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I Has a Hotdog

What Your Dog Is Really Thinking

Author: Professor Happycat

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN:

Category: Humor

Page: 300

View: 643

I HAS A BWAIN!!1! An you thawt we dint! Now Professor Happycat tells you what's in it and, from I HAS A HOTDOG.com and beyond, lets over 200 LOLdogs loose on the world, all barking the truth about kibble, toys, and bad kitties. This collection of favorites and never-before-seen photos will have you barking for more! For all you hoomins, a LOLdog is a kay-nine picture with a funny, misspelled caption.

I Has a Hotdog

What Your Dog Is Really Thinking

Author: Professor Happycat

Publisher: Grand Central Publishing

ISBN:

Category: Humor

Page: 192

View: 313

I HAS A BWAIN!!1! An you thawt we dint! Now Professor Happycat tells you what's in it and, from I HAS A HOTDOG.com and beyond, lets over 200 LOLdogs loose on the world, all barking the truth about kibble, toys, and bad kitties. This collection of favorites and never-before-seen photos will have you barking for more! For all you hoomins, a LOLdog is a kay-nine picture with a funny, misspelled caption.

Walking Without Footprints

Going Native in America

Author: Connie Delaney

Publisher: iUniverse

ISBN:

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 204

View: 355

Sit back in your chair and drop out of society at the same time. This book takes you on the journey of one young American as she shuns the world of commerce and escapes into the wilderness to learn from the rivers and trees. Walking Without Footprints is the compelling story of the author in the early 1970's as she grabs a backpack and heads into the mountainous wilderness of central Colorado. Connie's story intertwines with wisdom and tales from Zen, Buddhist and Sufi traditions as she learns to escape from her own mind and conditionings. Add to this mix the past instigation of Catholic school nuns and the free-thinking mentality of the baby-boomer generation and you have a rebel who won't quit until she has reached the deepest core of what it means to be a human being, alive on our planet today. Follow Connie on her adventure as she pitches a tipi and gets snowed into a mining claim cabin. Discover how to listen with your elbows, overcome fear of death, track a cougar, and walk through the world leaving no footprints behind. You'll never see your day-to-day life the same again.

Who Has the Gold?

Author: James Robar

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN:

Category: Fiction

Page: 190

View: 325

Nancy Peterson, a feisty, hard as nails, redhead Wells Fargo agent had just celebrated her thirtieth birthday alone. All alone. Her fiance and only true love, ever, lay in a casket alongside two other guards, because of a poor management decision. In another part of America, a beautiful very wealthy Born-Again-Christian woman, Elizabeth Cumpattii, discovered her husband was a major mob boss. After blowing the whistle, the U.S. Marshall's Office provided protective custody for Elizabeth and her fourteen-year-old daughter, Mary Beth, by placing them in the witness protection program. They both narrowly survived a very auspicious beginning before arriving in Spamsville, Minnesota to begin their new lives.

Get Your Foot Out of the Durn Petunias

Stories from My Life

Author: Marj Carpenter

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN:

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 159

View: 667

Book Description The stories in this book are from the life of an unusual woman. She is unusual because of the many different kinds of things that have happened to her. After her husband died, she raised her three children in very difficult circumstances in spite of the many setbacks she faced. From the stories from her childhood through her days working for Texas newspapers, she covered everything from macaroni to murder. As a mission interpreter for the National Presbyterian Church U.S.A., she traveled into jungles where there were grass fires and snakes and angry people. She also traveled where there was love and concern and caring people. Some of her life stories are extremely humorous and some are tragic. Her two books, To the Ends of the Earth and A Little Bit Farther, are stories from the many mission areas in various countries around the world. Marj also had a daily column in the Big Spring Herald called "Riding Fence" and now emcees a radio talk show by the same name. Her travels took her into Communist Russia when it was still behind the Iron Curtain and afterward. She also went to North Korea and met the leadership there. Very few people can say that. She went from Brazil to Zimbabwe and from Japan to the Ivory Coast. Marj set up the press conference for Hostage Ben Weir when he came home. And she did the first story of Dr. Kao in Taiwan when he was first released from jail. She admitted that her life had no plan and that she never knew what was coming next. As one of the very earliest women sports writers in Texas, she faced a lot of criticism. Her life took her to meet nine Presidents and many other well known politicians. She admitted that she never had the slightest idea where she was going with the life. "God must have planned it, I didn't," she admitted. Come step into the petunias in the White House Garden with Marj and see where you go from there.

Men At Work

Why Women Live Longer Than Men

Author: Cheezburger Network

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

ISBN:

Category: Humor

Page: 160

View: 735

Men at Work showcases dozens of original full-color photos based on the popular websites There, I Fixed It and FAIL Blog, two of the most trafficked Cheezburger sites. From precarious ladder placement and jungle gym scaffolding to questionable balancing of two-ton mechanical equipment, Men at Work dares to offer a possible reason for why women live longer than men. Picture after picture offers valid explanation as to why this life span gender bias exists. It seems that whether they are washing windows, paving roads, or attending to questionable DIY repairs at home, men at work tend to balance risk with reward. If the ladder isn’t tall enough, turn it into a scaffold by using a picnic table as the base and then add some plywood, along with a concrete cinder block and paint can — voilà!, problem solved. Or, if that 50-story skyscraper lacks a window ledge, create one yourself with a carefully placed 2 x 4. This rollicking collection offers dozens of full color photographs that illustrate the notion that to live longer, perhaps men just need to work a tad bit smarter.

The Dare

Can You Walk Away from Your Poisonous Passion?

Author: Tony Gonzalez

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN:

Category: Health & Fitness

Page: 191

View: 630

Would you gas up your car with jet fuel? Would you wash your clothes in pure bleach? Would you water your lawn with pure fertilizer? If the answer is no, then statistically, why are most Americans today (perhaps including you) doing this to their bodies every day by eating refined sugars? Sugar, when locked in foods with fiber and nutrients, is very healthy. But processed, refined sugar is a poison. In The Dare: Can You Walk Away from Your Poisonous Passion?, I use my own personal struggles with refined sugar to provide for you a simple, common sense, and practical explanation as to what refined sugar is and why you should either limit the amount that you eat or, better, cut it out completely. I also provide you with the tools to make the change along with a personal challenge to take the first step. This is not a medical book, though I support my book with credible research, quotes, and testimonials! This is a book written so that we, laymen and laywomen, can understand and apply. So let me throw out the challenge now . . . I dare you to read The Dare: Can You Walk Away from Your Poisonous Passion? and I dare you to take The Dare. My hope is that your life will become more healthy, happy, and full, just as mine has become through taking The Dare!

Hot Dog

A Global History

Author: Bruce Kraig

Publisher: Reaktion Books

ISBN:

Category: Cooking

Page: 128

View: 447

Char-grilled or boiled? Sauerkraut or chili? Mustard or ketchup? Vienna Beef or Sabrett? Only these questions could be raised about one of the world’s favorite backyard, picnic, ballgame, and street foods—the hotdog. Though nearly two billion hot dogs are consumed by Americans annually in the month of July alone, there is absolutely no consensus on which is the right way to serve up a hotdog. In Hot Dog, well known food historian Bruce Kraig recounts the history of this popular “tube steak” from the origin of the sausage 20,000 years ago to its central place in American culture today. Kraig discusses the many brands, including Hebrew National, Pearl, Sabrett, and Vienna Beef, and the regional variations that go along with them—like kosher-style New York dogs loaded with mustard and sauerkraut, New England dogs with Boston Baked Beans, and fully-loaded Chicago style hotdogs, complete with mustard, onion, relish, sport peppers, a dill pickle spear, a dash of celery salt, and tomato slices (but never, ever ketchup). Hot Dog covers the other international sausages, like bologna and bockwurst, as well, and explores some of the apocryphal tales of the hotdog in history—like the origin of its name and whether Queen Elizabeth II was truly served hotdogs on a visit to the White House. Packed with tasty facts and recipes, Hot Dog reveals the rich history and passionate opinions about this seemingly ordinary food.

Arizona Macgregor

Author: Beverly Sheets Goodwin

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN:

Category: Fiction

Page: 331

View: 632

Arizona Ari Macgregor was relaxing on a blanket by her favorite mountain pool, when a shadow fell across her face. She opened her eyes, expecting to see Josh. She looked up into the face of a loathsome stranger standing over her. Get away from me, you creep, she screamed at him. He bent down and grabbed her. He reeked of sweat and whiskey as he put his face close to hers, leeringly grinning at her. My creepy hands are gonna be all over your sweet little body, girlie, so relax and enjoy it. He straddled her waist and held her hands in one of his as he fumbled with the zipper of his jeans. He then ripped Aris bikini top off and his weight crashed down on her, crushing the breath out of her. As she screams and struggles to get free, she fears this vile attack will be the end of all her dreams. Oh, God, Josh. Where are you? Please hurry!

Diet Hell and Back

The Return to a Heavenly Thin and Healthy Body

Author: Isabella Alexandria Morgan

Publisher: Infinite Utopia

ISBN:

Category: Health & Fitness

Page: 232

View: 720

Skip the diet hell you may be experiencing within your body, and enter a heavenly experience no diet can ever deliver. Within these pages you are taught tools that work to gain wellness and peace of mind; the end result a thin and healthy body.

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